Embracing My Metrosexuality At An Early Age- A Special Posting by Will Frank

Do you think it is easy (or cheap) to look this good? You’ve already read about my rigorous fitness routine. I have an equally serious maintenance regime.

I’ve tested just about every baby care product on the market — Dove, J&J, California Baby, Mustela. I finally settled with the Erbaviva products (www.erbaviva.com). A bath once a day with their shampoo and soap. A massage twice a day with their body oil and lotion. Liberal applications of their special lip and cheek balm throughout the day. The ladies tell me my skin is especially soft and glowing.

Any day now, I expect the company to call my manager (mom) for a product endorsement gig…